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Sunday, July 21, 2013

Ponder on sayings of Wise dude - Confucious's cousin - Confusion.!

What Confucius has to say on Sunday
Wise Cracks of the Con family of sages.!


Confusion Says: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.
Conniving Says: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confounded  Says: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Contrition   Says: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
Confused Says: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know if he's coming or going.
Conundrum  Says: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Confounding  Says: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Confounded  Says: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Conviction Says: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
Contentious Says: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.



simply couldn't resist this one...a pen got lodged in the copier machine,so a note was written to not use it ......


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