lazada

Lazada Malaysia

Monday, November 25, 2013

Ai Yo Yo Samy...!


3. Samy Vellu commenting on drugs – “Orang orang mude sekarang banyak suka hisap dade”
4. Samy gave a speech on a ceramah – “Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampung di sini. One of the villagers asked; Tapi Datuk, sini tak ade sungai, buat apa bina jambatan? Samy gloriously replied, Kalau tak ade sungai, kita bina sungai”
5. Samy’s favorite quote on national television – “Toll naik sikit, marah sama saya. You ingat ini semua toll saya punya bapak punya kah?!”
6. During the water shortage crisis – “Semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyeer”
7. During the blood donation campaign in Sungai Siput – “Marilah kita semua menderma dara”
8. During the opening speech of various functions – “Selamat datang saudara mara semua” It’s suppose to be saudara-saudari
9. At an opening ceremony – “Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain”
10. The funniest among all – “Bagi saya, ini adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi ke MATAHARI! Barulah USA dan Russia respect sama kita! 
The journalist then replied – “Tapi Datuk Seri, matahari kan panas, macam mana mahu pergi?”
Samy Vellu then replied – “Itu pasal you takda jadi menteri, saya sudah 30 tahun jadi menteri, mesti ada penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, banyak panas. Kita pergi malam baru ada sejuk!
Credits to – Chloe Goh for the article

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

working class hero is something to be




As soon as you're born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all

Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
 A working class hero is something to be A working class hero is something to be

 They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
 A working class hero is something to be A working class hero is something to be

 When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear

 A working class hero is something to be A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
 And you think you're so clever and class less and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see

 A working class hero is something to be A working class hero is something to be

 There's room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
 If you want to be like the folks on the hill
 A working class hero is something to be A working class hero is something to be
 If you want to be a hero well just follow me If you want to be a hero well just follow me 


Saturday, November 9, 2013

guns and roses lead guitarist Ron Thal

This is not an illusion, it really is Ronnie Thal playing "anak ayam"

Followers