Wise Cracks of the Con family of sages.!
Confusion Says: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confusion Says: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.
Conniving Says: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confounded Says: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Contrition Says: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
Confused Says: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know if he's coming or going.
Conundrum Says: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Confounding Says: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Confounded Says: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Conviction Says: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
Contentious Says: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
simply couldn't resist this one...a pen got lodged in the copier machine,so a note was written to not use it ......
